STASH

Thankfully we live in a time where razors are no longer required. Thanks to ppl such as David Beckham, Bradd Pitt, George Clooney etc. We have found ourselves in a bearded revolution.

These are actual facts I've come across. New York Times trumpted the stash as a "modern day sex symbol". Wikipedia notes the stash is often culturally associated with wisdom and virility. ASKMEN.COM says that growing a stash is an art form. I personally agree with all these statements.

This might explain why I admire and think of myself as a modern day Ron Burgundy.

The best part about growing a stash, is that it's quite convieneint. First step is to do absolutely nothing. Let it grow wild, thats right, the wilder the better. When it starts to look like you live in the woods, it's a good time to start trimming. Your girlfriend might let a wild stash go for the time being, but it's quite hard to get a gf with a wild looking stash..There are plenty of options to pick from when deciding how you might want to shape your stash.. i would suggest something that fits your style as well as facial structure. Please stay away from the "Handlebars" or any stash that might be drapping down pass your lips often covering the mouth.

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