Saturday, June 5, 2010

Am I The Only One

Since I can recall, there has always been some things that I do, that I’ve just always done. Often I wonder if I’m the only person who does these certain things. Then the thought passes as quickly as it came, while I find myself doing these exact things.

From the time I’ve been to grow a full beard, roughly 16 or so. I’ve had a certain habit of pulling my facial hairs out one by one. I know it sounds painful and absurd, but I can’t be the only one, Right? Strangely, I find myself enjoying the slight pain it causes. In the past when I’ve allowed my beard to grow out, I would find myself pulling so many hairs out that there are noticeable patches missing. Okay, maybe I’m the only person who does such things…

Food is a huge personal peeve for me. Always, Always, ALWAYS, I have to eat one thing at a time; never ever taking turns tasting the foods on my plate. You’ll never see me go back and forth from fries to burger, back to fries. Milk in my cereal makes me cringe. Just the idea of eating soggy cereal makes my skin crawl. However, I do slam through milk while I’m eating dry cereal. I know… Makes no sense.

When it comes to blowing my nose, I’m not weird, so no judging. Remember it’s just a habit I’ve done since I was extremely young. Always after I blow my nose, I subconsciously inspect the damage I’ve made in the tissue. Not that I get any enjoyment of looking at my own snot, but it never fails; I always look in the Kleenex afterwards.

I’ve lived with some nasty guys in the past. I couldn’t stand when they would cut their nails, fingers or toes, and just let the land where and then “MAYBE” pick them up to dispose of them properly. Quite possibly the grossest thing in my opinion. Instead, I always put toilet paper on the toilet seat, place my foot on the paper and clip away. The same goes for finger nails, I guess one could say I put both nails and poo together, since they both leave the same way, DOWN THE TOILET!

I’m just saying, as well as keeping it brief, Am I the only one??

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